why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
"Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?"
"Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it."
"Fucking brilliant, Jim."
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!